METR's no-acceleration verdict becomes a punchline against neocloud IPOs
teodorio · x · 2026-11-06
Snarky take riffing on METR's assessment that Anthropic hadn't crossed the AI acceleration threshold: "IPO canceled, no exit liquidity, no one gets to do shrimp welfare" — mocking the neocloud/AI-compute IPO narrative.
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