French blood bank hacked, samples heated to 110°C; joke skewers hospital IT security
bclavie · x · 2026-11-04
Per Le Canard Enchaîné, a French blood bank was hit by a cyber attack that heated blood samples from the maintained -30°C to 110°C. bclavie riffs with a fictional French hospital IT meeting sketch — internet-connected pacemakers with a live heartbeat dashboard, password "admin" — mocking the lax security culture around medical IoT devices.
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