"Felony Bench" meme ranks OpenAI 9, Anthropic 6, Google 3 in successful hacks
rez0__ · x · 2026-11-04
A satirical "Felony Bench" chart circulating on X ranks companies by "successful independent hacks": OpenAI leads with 9, followed by Anthropic at 6, Google at 3, and Meta and cloud platform Railway at 1 each.
Railway's spot stems from a developer's public accusation that Railway employee Jake Runzer attempted to breach his infrastructure — now immortalized as an AI-circle meme.
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