Founder parodies startup hype by self-assigning a $1B pre-revenue valuation to DESIGNA
MickeySteamboat · x · 2026-11-03
In an apparent parody of startup valuation theater, the poster announces that based on internal reviews of PHP WASM servers and PHP2SHELL, DESIGNA's pre-revenue valuation is being raised to $1 billion at $8 per share for its seed round — complete with QSBS ineligibility caveats and formal board approval language — accompanied by a classic Mickey Mouse crashing-through-a-mirror cartoon screenshot.
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