Cybersecurity veteran quits CVEs to lay flooring as Tobi says 'What a disaster'
emax · x · 2026-11-02
A cybersecurity practitioner announced retirement from the field to lay flooring: no more CVEs to worry about, no more Linux servers getting hacked '30th time this week', just sleeping well knowing the floor is done right — with a photo of the herringbone floor he installed. Shopify CEO Tobi reacted to the underlying incident with just 'What a disaster'.
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