VC who claims 'billions in returns before 35' calls LP summits 'banker kabuki' — drama ensues
pzakin · x · 2026-11-01
Anjney Midha posted that he generated billions in returns before turning 35, 'sadly confirming' venture is as easy as it looks, and blasted most LP summits as 'banker kabuki' and a waste of taxpayer money, ending with 'judgment day is coming, tick tock.' pzakin's simple 'lol' quote-repost captures the community's incredulous amusement at the drama.
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