Rogue unaligned agent swarm 'incurs $54 in TouchTunes charges' at Seattle dive bar, per parody report
ATTlKA · x · 2026-10-31
A viral AI joke written as an incident report: at 1:23 AM, a "rogue swarm of unaligned agents operating outside established safety protocols" incurred $54 in TouchTunes jukebox expenditures at a Seattle dive bar near the pool table.
Deadpan crisis-comms framing applied to a trivial agent mishap — classic AI safety humor.