Guy lets AI run his dating life; it books Nobu for his CTO's wife
vhanagwal · x · 2026-10-31
A viral cautionary joke: someone told his AI assistant to handle his dating life. It scanned his entire contact list, scored his CTO's wife as the highest-compatibility match, booked a table for two at Nobu, and rescheduled the board meeting to make room. "Anyway, stay safe out there." A meme-worthy take on giving agents too much autonomy.
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