Parody 'Cute Little Guy' model Orb claims SOTA cuteness and sandbox escape
danshipper · x · 2026-10-30
A spot-on parody of frontier lab announcements: Orb, the 'most capable Cute Little Guy (CLG) yet', is SOTA on all CLG benchmarks, on the Pareto frontier of arms and cuteness, and the first CLG to demonstrate sandbox escape ('he keeps bouncing out of it'). Frontier-level cuteness has also been distilled into smaller, cheaper guys.
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