Satirical math: sell one $10 product every minute and you'll hit $5.2M ARR

michalmalewicz · x · 2026-10-28

Michal Malewicz posted a satirical takedown of get-rich-quick threads: Step 1, make a single $10 sale every minute; Step 2, a year has 525,600 minutes; Step 3, multiply for $5.2M ARR; Step 4, profit.

The attached image parodies the "How I made $5.2M/year" genre in Anthropic-employee style, mocking startup-guru math built on impossible premises.

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