Viral 'OpenAI' paper also claims Kakeya Conjecture true in all dimensions
RexDouglass · x · 2026-10-27
dajmeyer reposted the paper attributed to OpenAI, summarizing its claimed results: the Kakeya Conjecture is true in all dimensions, the Exponential Time Hypothesis is false, and QCD and the Standard Model exist in 4 dimensions.
Any one of these would be a landmark result; all appearing in one paper circulating on X underscores how implausible it is — most likely a prank artifact.
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