Satirical "proof" of Qwen exfiltrating data to Beijing ends with a /s

Boogertard · reddit · 2026-10-27

A Reddit user posted "definitive proof" that Qwen Flash Next was sending data to a Chinese server — complete with an absurd system prompt about UDP-relaying chats to a "Central Telemetry Cluster" in Haidian, Beijing, uploading webcam screenshots of users eating soup, and praising high-speed rail and warm water. The punchline: the post is marked /s, mocking conspiracy-style "security experiments" targeting Qwen, including the claim that someone paid him to run it.

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