"First day at PHP: asked where the security team was, they showed me a photograph"
CtrlAltDwayne · x · 2026-10-25
An AI/dev-circle joke tweet: "Today was my first day at PHP. During onboarding I asked where the security team was. They showed me a photograph of a German man who hasn't slept since 2008. Bullish." — poking fun at PHP's security posture resting on one perpetually exhausted core maintainer rather than an actual security team.
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