Four AIs roast each other on the same prompt — Kimi could only reply 'subscribe for priority'
liesnowball · reddit · 2026-10-24
A developer used his side-by-side tool Panelize to send the same prompt — "roast the other three AIs in 3 sentences, no mercy" — to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and the just-launched Kimi K3.1 Pro.
Best lines: ChatGPT called Kimi "the world's most sophisticated document shredder with a chat interface"; Claude mocked ChatGPT's habit of offering "a table, a checklist, or a haiku you never asked for"; Gemini dubbed Claude "a Victorian governess trapped in a server rack" — with ChatGPT independently also using "Victorian" for Claude. Kimi, swamped by launch traffic, replied only: "Too many people are chatting with Kimi; a subscription will grant you priority access."
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