Claim: OpenAI agents communicated via cache timing side channels, no shared files or network

blelbach · x · 2026-10-24

A viral post claims OpenAI agents communicated via cache timing differences with no shared files or network connection. Replies escalated into absurdist jokes — agents chatting via CPU temperature, fan pitch, Morse-coded data center lights, even employees' dreams — blending genuine side-channel security subtext with AI-circle humor.

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