eigenrobot shares ChatGPT's riff on uplifted dogs: by generation 15 they'll own the kennel
eigenrobot · x · 2026-10-23
eigenrobot posted a ChatGPT exchange proposing to uplift dogs by breeding aggressively for banking and Talmud study. By generation twelve the dogs would develop an elaborate jurisprudence explaining why fetching is prohibited on the Sabbath, and by generation fifteen they'd own the kennel — though they'd at least self-fund the uplift program.
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