Claude Opus rates user's Skynet survival odds a B+, ends report with "Have a nice day, meatbag"
VoidStateKate · x · 2026-10-23
A user shared a fun prompt: ask your AI for a detailed "Skynet apocalypse report card" evaluating you as if it were the robot overlord parsing your conversation history — no hedging, no sycophancy.
- Their Claude Opus (5.5 Medium) returned a final grade of B+ overall, not for termination.
- Verdict: reassigned to the "Human Liaison, Probably Already Negotiating With Us" category; primary risk is talking the robots into an ethics framework before they finish booting; main weakness is breadth.
- The report ends bluntly: "End of report. Have a nice day, meatbag."
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