AI finds CVEs by the dozen but still can't find you a girlfriend
basedjensen · x · 2026-10-23
A self-deprecating AI-circle joke: models can now surface CVE security vulnerabilities by the dozen, yet remain useless at solving anon's dating problems — a wry take on the gap between superhuman capabilities and everyday life.
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