User roasts Bryan Johnson in verse: ranked his bones and erections, but can't take a joke
tallmetommy · x · 2026-10-23
User tallmetommy clapped back at Bryan Johnson in verse: his bloodwork is young but his ego is sore — one 'you look your age' and he typed out rankings for erections, bones, and heart, yet 'taking a joke never made it on the chart.' A comedic follow-up to the Bryan Johnson anti-aging spat.
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