COBOL 'RCE vulnerability' joke goes viral: the patch is a punch card
ctjlewis · x · 2026-10-23
A viral programmer meme: someone deadpans that an RCE vulnerability was found in COBOL and all applications must be updated immediately. When asked where the patch is, the reply is a photo of an original COBOL punch card — updating means swapping physical cards in the machine room.
Related event: Viral 'COBOL RCE Vulnerability' Is Just a Programmer Joke(2 posts)→
More from Fun
- Messi asked ChatGPT for a chess opening matching his style — it suggested Goat Horns — jxnlco · 2026-10-23
- Creator builds 1:1 Monaco police-chase game using the Astrocade MCP — _amirabs · 2026-10-23
- Viral humanoid robot cucumber-cutting video debunked: 2x background speed exaggerates the shaking — jonstephens85 · 2026-10-23
- Sasha Rush mocks 'vibed ML papers' that bolt on a 'Theoretical Analysis' section — srush_nlp · 2026-10-23
- Giant pixel-art parrot image goes viral in AI circles — AndyMasley · 2026-10-23
- Terence Tao's Math 2.0 slide gets meme-ified: 'Fixed that for you' — CatAstro_Piyush · 2026-10-23