Dev jokes 'my bed runs on PHP — will I wake up tomorrow?'
CtrlAltDwayne · x · 2026-10-22
A short developer joke making the rounds: "My bed runs on PHP. Am I going to wake up tomorrow?" — a classic jab at PHP's reputation for fragility, dressed up as an existential worry.
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