Someone appears to be running DeepSeek/GLM agent swarms to auto-patch unpatched PHP servers
basedjensen · x · 2026-10-22
Developer @basedjensen reports that someone seems to be running a DeepSeek agent swarm to remotely patch unpatched PHP boxes — "well good on them" — and adds that GLM swarms are doing the same, with hilarious logs. A rare real-world observation of open-weight model agents being used for unsolicited (and unauthorized) security maintenance, highlighting both agent capability and gray-area ethics.
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