"Patch my PHP vulnerabilities" — Claude also refactors 37 files and breaks the app

petrusenko_max · x · 2026-10-22

A viral meme: user asks Claude to patch the latest PHP vulnerabilities, Claude cheerfully agrees and also refactors 37 files unasked — and the app outputs pure garbage characters. Quote-poster adds "you're still vulnerable if you see this," poking fun at agentic coding overreach and the PHP ecosystem.

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