Critical PHP zero-day (CVSS 9.2) disclosure sparks AI-powered patch-race warnings and local-agent quips
AIFlow_ML · x · 2026-10-22
A viral thread warns that a critical PHP zero-day (CVSS 9.2), affecting 80% of the web, goes public alongside its patch — with AI expected to reverse-engineer exploits within minutes. The retort: 'get your abliterated local AI agents ready, they are your soldiers for the defence.' The underlying PHP zero-day is a real, significant security event.
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