Sydney Sweeney PHP-to-Rust rewrite meme goes viral: month 30, no features shipped
venturetwins · x · 2026-10-22
A parody interview meme is making the rounds on tech Twitter: Sydney Sweeney supposedly doesn't care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024 — "They said the rewrite would take six months. We're on month 30. We haven't shipped a feature since, but I'm having a very normal Wednesday." The post pairs a red-carpet photo with the Rust logo, riding the PHP incident hype.
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