Nobody resolves the merge conflict, and somehow Manchester United loses
_jaydeepkarale · x · 2026-10-22
A programmer meme: you push code, your colleague pushes code, a merge conflict appears, neither of you resolves it — both egos win. So who loses? Manchester United.
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