'PHPcolypse': More UAF Bugs Found in PHP Core, Dev Suggests Rewriting with Codex
basedjensen · x · 2026-10-21
kfirsov reports that Sol found more use-after-free vulnerabilities in PHP core and php-fpm, with more CVEs coming—dubbed 'PHPcolypse.' His tongue-in-cheek fix: run codex with 'rewrite the app to anything but PHP'—and he insists it's not a joke.
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