'Jeva': A Parody Language Mocking Enterprise Java's Buzzword Features
bdsqlsz · x · 2026-10-21
Developer bdsqlsz posted a joke introducing Jeva, a fictional "decision-native architecture" language, touting four brand-new functionalities: Null-aware, Permutation-invariant, Option-scalable, and Cacheable — a playful jab at enterprise Java's feature-naming culture.
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