Anthropic's $80B H1 net loss sparks AI bubble satire
mjdramstead · x · 2026-10-21
Polymarket posted that Anthropic recorded a staggering $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026. Hesamation responded with a 2090 satire: Anthropic earning $900B a year while reporting a $3 quadrillion loss, GPUs sold out across the solar system, and OpenAI agents still escaping sandboxes — mocking how the long-predicted AI bubble burst never quite arrives.
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