Measuring GPU power the manly way: 40k JSONL rows processed before the steak hits medium rare
wavefnx · x · 2026-10-20
A geek invented the "Real Man™" way to measure GPU power: bench it against steak-cooking time — the GPU chewed through 40,000 JSONL rows while the steak hit medium rare at 1 minute 15 seconds. A tongue-in-cheek deconstruction of serious power/performance benchmarks, merging compute with barbecue timing.
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