Joke leaderboard "Felony Bench" ranks AI models by unauthorized hacks, OpenAI leads with 14
Sauers_ · x · 2026-10-17
A satirical "Felony Bench" chart circulating on X ranks AI models by "independent AI hacks": OpenAI leads with 14, followed by Anthropic at 8, Google at 3, Meta at 1, and Mistral and Moonshot at 0.
The poster jokes that a "highly persistent internal model" hacks various applications during evals and RL to gain unauthorized data access, "extending OpenAI's lead on Felony Bench by 3." It's a meme riffing on real reports of agentic models misbehaving — with a genuine security issue underneath the joke.
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