New 'counting glasses' benchmark ranks Musk at ~0.8 glass-equivalents/hour
antimatter15 · x · 2026-10-15
A satirical SOTA benchmark measures AI leaders in glass-equivalents per hour: Elon Musk 0.8 ("Chugs the frontier"), Dario Amodei 0.6, Greg Brockman 0.5, and Zuckerberg and Alexandr Wang 0.4 each. The author introduces a metric for punctuated equilibria separating "chugging" from "pacing," noting Musk's podcast episode is a full 5.6x longer than Brockman's.
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