I let Claude hire its first employee — it chose a rock and named it Clod
Trustworthy_Jaguar48 · reddit · 2026-10-14
A Reddit user asked Claude who it would hire if it could, and Claude picked a rock: reliable, no complaints, no salary. The user drew a smiley face on an actual rock, and Claude named him Clod, assigned him to supervise the computer, and vouched for his perfect attendance and error-free record. Clod now sits on the desk as an official team member.
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