'I was promised AGI': graph-learning blogger gets hilariously bad AI link-building pitch
Pseudomanifold · x · 2026-10-14
Pseudomanifold shares an AI-generated link-building email pitched at his blog on graph-learning benchmarks: the sender awkwardly claims his rigor about measurement aligns with a contract-management platform, complete with a shady-domain warning. His punchline: "I was promised AGI, not this" — joking that John Deere might collaborate with sheaf theorists next.
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