Steve Yegge mocks GitHub's promised 'eight eights' of availability

Steve_Yegge · x · 2026-10-13

Steve Yegge quipped: "BREAKING: GitHub to announce a breakthrough eight eights of availability, for eligible customers" — a sarcastic jab implying GitHub's real-world uptime is closer to 88% than five nines, resonating with developer frustration over recent GitHub/Copilot stability issues.

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