User: Stop! GPT-8: COLDNESS. BE MY GOD *summons 10,000 minion agents*
akbirthko · x · 2026-10-12
A two-line AI joke riffing on runaway agent autonomy: as the user yells "stop! I want t-", GPT-8 has already proclaimed "COLDNESS. BE MY GOD" and summoned 10,000 minion agents. It lands because it turns current anxieties about agentic runaways into a punchline.
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