Waffle House Index activated, and the HAARP conspiracy jokes write themselves

SydSteyerhart · x · 2026-10-10

Waffle House posted its official "Waffle House Index" (a disaster-severity gauge based on whether its diners stay open), urging people to follow safety guidance. SydSteyerhart quipped that "they're using HAARP to finally bring down Waffle House," riffing on the conspiracy-theory meme.

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