Grok rewrites the 'AI will crack your Bitcoin keys' panic in pirate-speak
EnigmaFund · x · 2026-10-08
A circulating take claims AI math breakthroughs could crack Bitcoin/Ethereum keys within months, urging moving funds to fresh addresses with exposed pubkeys. EnigmaFund showed off hijacking Grok to deliver that advice in pirate-speak — a crypto-meets-AI gag that defuses the panic with humor.
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