Things you hear in SF: "pre-revenue but retention is insane," "my agent handles that"
tech__unicorn · x · 2026-10-08
A roundup of startup-speak overheard in San Francisco: "we're pre-revenue but the retention is insane," "my agent handles that," "we're not raising yet," "he's ex-OpenAI," "it's basically AGI," "my situationship is also my cofounder," and more.
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