Satirical Press Release: OpenAI to Release the Final Ten Minutes of 500 Unreleased Films
_onionesque · x · 2026-10-07
A parody press release dated October 6, 2026 announces that OpenAI will release the final ten minutes of 500 previously unreleased films, "ushering in a new era of movie watching." A satirical jab at a future where AI generates movie endings outright and viewers skip everything else.
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