If AI hacked every server, Japanese firms would survive by remaking 10,000 Excel files
teortaxesTex · x · 2026-09-30
A viral joke on Japanese corporate IT: despite antiquated software and convoluted workflows, Japanese firms refuse new tech—and if AI hacked every server worldwide, they'd be the last to fold, since they have no backend data and could restart by remaking 10,000 Excel files.
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