AGI Edition Job List: Model Priest, Agent Slavemaster and Other Post-2026 Tech Roles
tech__unicorn · x · 2026-09-29
A satirical list of "tech jobs left after Dec 2026 (AGI edition)": post-economic husband, tech wife, IQ editor, agent slavemaster, AI plumber, sloperations manager, synthetic employee therapist, model priest, vibe compliance officer, and afterlife consultant — capped with the ironic sign-off "the economy is healing."
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