'Agentic Bank Run': Apollo Economist Warns, Internet Responds With T-shirts
matt_slotnick · x · 2026-09-27
Apollo chief economist Torsten Sløk published a real essay on Apollo's website warning about an "agentic bank run." The poster clicked expecting something entirely different, riffing on a quoted tweet showing a T-shirt that reads "Is an agentic bank run coming?" — which, as the shirt owner notes, raises questions already asked by the shirt itself.
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