Founder publicly seeks a 'VC girlfriend' with six win-win reasons while raising Series A

BLUECOW009 · x · 2026-09-27

The founder of KoyalAI posted that he is seriously looking for a 'VC girlfriend,' listing deadpan win-win reasons: he's raising his Series A in a few months, will scout founders for you, can take you to nice restaurants you can expense as 'diligence,' and offers front-row seats to founder-VC gossip. The absurdist post pokes fun at startup fundraising culture and drew amused reactions.

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