Joke About Leaked Convex Leadership Offsite Photo: 'A Distributed Systems Engineer Would Never Wear Two Watches'
emax · x · 2026-09-27
A purported leaked photo from Convex's leadership offsite got riffed on: "Fake. A distributed systems engineer would never wear two watches" — an inside joke playing on distributed systems consistency tropes, typical AI/engineering culture humor.
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