The AI Sales Comedy: Promising Customers Opus Training on a Tool That Just Stores Data
teodorio · x · 2026-09-26
A satirical skit on AI sales culture: a seller panics that engineers told a customer they cannot train the next Opus with a tool that merely stores data — "Do you want me to fail my quarter?" — then immediately begs the same engineers to rescue a POC because the customer is upset and he already put a down payment on a car.
The joke lands on the gap between inflated sales promises and engineering reality.
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