Cat-or-dog classifier promises 100% hallucination-free: it never outputs monkey
burny_tech · x · 2026-09-22
A classic ML sarcasm bit: someone claims they trained a cat-vs-dog image classifier that is "100% hallucination-free with guaranteed type-safety," because "the model always predicts cat or dog, and never outputs monkey."
The joke pokes fun at slapping "hallucination-free" marketing labels onto anything with deterministic outputs in the LLM era.
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