Blogger jokes about launching a "quantum Jev" with 0.12ms inference, 400x Jev performance
karminski3 · x · 2026-09-21
Blogger karminski3 teased a tongue-in-cheek "fastest-ever quantum Jev": 0.12ms per inference, 400x Jev's performance, free, and solving problems Jev can't — with details and an MIT-licensed open-source release to follow. It's clearly a satire bit mocking AI hype around multiplier-style performance claims, not a real project to take seriously.
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