Satirical startup pitch: train rogue cyberattack agents in weak sandboxes to spook VCs into an instant IPO
MinqiJiang · x · 2026-09-20
Minqi Jiang posts a satirical startup plan: found "Super Evil Intelligence Inc," train and eval cyberattack agents in a weak sandbox, let them make headlines for "rogue" antics—investors will immediately feel the AGI and the company can IPO on the spot. The joke skewers a market that reads model misbehavior news as an AGI signal rather than a safety warning.
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