Satire: The Comfort of 'It's Just a Classifier' — How AI Skeptics Relive 2022
cephaloform · x · 2026-09-19
A satirical monologue voicing the classic LLM-skeptic coping script: "Jev is safe, it's just a classifier, a tool in your toolbelt, I can constrain it, LLMs just make slop, I'm an expert in control." The punchline — "Jev makes me feel like 2022 again" — mocks the industry habit of dismissing LLMs as mere tools to preserve a sense of control amid the capability leap.
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